I’m only messing with you.
Anyways, my soon to be ex husband and still my soulmate isn’t talking to me anymore. Guess he found it offensive when I called his girlfriend a pimple back whore.
So I figured I might as well go on a date and forget my sad situation
I’m not so sure that will work, plus the guys a Catholic so no foolin about for me. He does smell yummy though
What your life like, shark stripper?
Don’t be shy now, shark boy. say it in front of the divorce class
It’s funny, I actually don’t recall what I wore. Hm i like to repress that memory anyway
Of course you do, are you even divorced, shark boy?
Men and their jobs, at some point yall need love you know
Ohh real life stripper, was thinking about ordering for my 25th bday
That’s the plan, nothing official
Shark boy, drink some water and take a nap.
Sharks can’t survive on whiskey
Tell me did your wife know you were a stripper?
Wish you well, shark boy. I’m going to sleep. Any females dm me to talk abt you. Goodnight
No fool, talk about divorce. Again, drink water
