Anyways, my soon to be ex husband and still my soulmate isn’t talking to me anymore. Guess he found it offensive when I called his girlfriend a pimple back whore. So I figured I might as well go on a date and forget my sad situation

I’m not so sure that will work, plus the guys a Catholic so no foolin about for me. He does smell yummy though

Hope not 😉

Nah it’s just too soon

What your life like, shark stripper?

Lucky you

Shoot, go ahead

Don’t be shy now, shark boy. say it in front of the divorce class

You’re a nasty dog.

It’s funny, I actually don’t recall what I wore. Hm i like to repress that memory anyway

If you dare to

Of course you do, are you even divorced, shark boy?

Men and their jobs, at some point yall need love you know

Ohh real life stripper, was thinking about ordering for my 25th bday

That’s the plan, nothing official

Shark boy, drink some water and take a nap.

Did you drink water?

Sharks can’t survive on whiskey

Tell me did your wife know you were a stripper?

Ex wife?

Naughty fish.

Wish you well, shark boy. I’m going to sleep. Any females dm me to talk abt you. Goodnight

No fool, talk about divorce. Again, drink water

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