Why did it autocorrect my pet name ☹️
Cuz that's how you secretly wanna call me
It's better now I sound like a robot 🤖
I do not enjoy working this late
How are things at night shift ting?
Hope theres no rowdy drunks
Morning you lovely dickheads 😁😘
Just my hand holding my nuts. Yw
Looks like you have space for a couple more 😉
Gonna exam the sleeping princess now
Can you feel it in your hair
I'm so into you right now
I’m getting my hair cut in 10 minutes
We can never have long hair ting
So we can have long hair ting
What you slurping gorgeous
