I feel like we are swinging between tornado and flash flood warnings constantly
St. Louis weather has got me bummed out. I need to go fishing again already
But then I'll smell fishy and you already told me how much that offends you
Despite you calling yourself a dead fish
Never play chess with me. I'll eat the pieces when you're not looking
1: I distract them with a well timed explosive planted in the other room
Just be careful. Grabbed a dudes finger instead of a chess piece once and now I'm banned from Russian tournaments
Also I'm wanted for assault and blatant cannibalism, but it's mostly the chess thing I'm upset a out
