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Woah, what did I walk into 😳

Girls don't actually exist. It's a liberal myth, like birds

Or waterslides

Hands?

Double jointed 😁

Well don't eat it pls

Hmmm impressive

I feel like we are swinging between tornado and flash flood warnings constantly

She caused the rain

St. Louis weather has got me bummed out. I need to go fishing again already

But then I'll smell fishy and you already told me how much that offends you

Despite you calling yourself a dead fish

Never play chess with me. I'll eat the pieces when you're not looking

1: I distract them with a well timed explosive planted in the other room

2: yummy

Just be careful. Grabbed a dudes finger instead of a chess piece once and now I'm banned from Russian tournaments

Also I'm wanted for assault and blatant cannibalism, but it's mostly the chess thing I'm upset a out

about*

Now that...

is a peep show

Korean KimBap is really good and pretty easy to make 😋