My bad. I forgot I was in here
I had classes, then work, then I have to go to a show after work
I’m looking for my homies that I keep abandoning
Madi? Nemesis? Danny? Heis? Dona? Quack? 01?
I’m looking for a 90% off coupon for a lobotomy
I don’t want a hug. I want a funeral
Debating if I’ve been single long enough to find a new woman
Three months, that feels long enough
I’ll need a ton of luck. People can’t even spell these days
I’m not lowering my standards for kindergarten literacy. She better learn
It’s always the ones that can’t spell that start cheating
Like bro? You couldn’t cheat on a spelling test, but you can cheat on me?
You know what? I’m not ready to start dating again
