Lesbian Uzuki 🔮

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My bad. I forgot I was in here

Chicago isn’t in Ohio

No, it’s in Maryland

Hey guys

Surprise

Ashy 👏👏

Busy, that’s for sure

I’m too busy today

I had classes, then work, then I have to go to a show after work

Where are my friends

Who are you?

I don’t know you, champ

I’m looking for my homies that I keep abandoning

That’s nice

Madi? Nemesis? Danny? Heis? Dona? Quack? 01?

I’m looking for a 90% off coupon for a lobotomy

I don’t want a hug. I want a funeral

Debating if I’ve been single long enough to find a new woman

Three months, that feels long enough

I’ll need a ton of luck. People can’t even spell these days

I’m not lowering my standards for kindergarten literacy. She better learn

I refuse

It’s always the ones that can’t spell that start cheating

Like bro? You couldn’t cheat on a spelling test, but you can cheat on me?

You know what? I’m not ready to start dating again

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