ToastMalone!!

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It’s got a bath lol

But you’ll need to tell me to avert my gaze when you plan on peeing

You have to work out these logistics lol

No snoring now ladies 😅

I’ve seen Donald Duck 🦆

Like Jemima Puddleduck?

Oh gotcha - the most refined

Duly noted

Lost in his spreadsheets?

Either that or- or weighed down with hot cross buns and Easter eggs lol

We do know he loves his buns

Oh yes, just as big as in UK, is Ireland the same?

There are stacks and stacks of them here - I’ve been good and not bought any

Yet!

Well, there could be an accident with that first one, so it pays to plan for the what if moment!!

Or a circus come through town and an elephant pops his trunk in to your parlour and takes it 😅

Or one of those

Fortunately it’s not me

Cos Toast don’t dance

I wasn’t allowed to be a catholic my rhythm was that poor

Even then

That rarely happens lol

Maybe one beat in six or 8

Even with alcohol enhancements

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