Toast Malone

GenderMale

Age54

Karma₭151,025

About me

Let’s get cracking!

Artifacts

158

Latest public messages

Coldplay

In Auckland two weeks ago

Indeed they did they have a thing for them it seems

To summon you like they do with Beetlejuice

Poo dice

Sydney sucks lol

Defo, and they have Quokkas too

Them to

Oh my goodness 😅

👀👀

Blood spattered pooh - see a medical professional

I did a micro nap

I’m up

It was mid afternoon

It’s now mid morning

If we’re playing what one of the seven dwarfs are you, I’m bashful ☺️

Why why why delulu

Val will never eat meat

They only just released Turkey stix

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