Technically, that’s not a lip lol
Do you all remember my cigarette joke?
How is smoking cigarette similar to eating 🐱?
The taste changes when you get to the butt.
Give yourself some credit, you’re probably at least a mint
It’s early for me but I’m game
Ok, hump day it is, no sleeping allowed
What’s everyone doing today?
What would you be losing? I once lost my flute
That’s not a good thing to lose… you only get one
Hey Mama, I have a joke that I want to tell everyone in GC, however, I’m not sure it’s appropriate
Ok Frankenstein, I just don’t want to get the room in trouble
My lesbian neighbors approached me asking if I would be able to help them conceive a child. They said that we could even do it the old fashioned way because they both didn’t hate it. So we’ve been trying for the last six months. I don’t know why, but I just don’t have the heart to tell them that I had a vasectomy last year.