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My lips are sealed 😂

Technically, that’s not a lip lol

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Do you all remember my cigarette joke?

How is smoking cigarette similar to eating 🐱?

The taste changes when you get to the butt.

😂

What?

What did you choke on?

Give yourself some credit, you’re probably at least a mint

Making snow angels?

It’s early for me but I’m game

Same!!

Ok, hump day it is, no sleeping allowed

What’s everyone doing today?

What would you be losing? I once lost my flute

That’s not a good thing to lose… you only get one

Hey Mama, I have a joke that I want to tell everyone in GC, however, I’m not sure it’s appropriate

Ok Frankenstein, I just don’t want to get the room in trouble My lesbian neighbors approached me asking if I would be able to help them conceive a child. They said that we could even do it the old fashioned way because they both didn’t hate it. So we’ve been trying for the last six months. I don’t know why, but I just don’t have the heart to tell them that I had a vasectomy last year.

It’s just mean

Oh, we’re doing good p*rn

*Food

Good eveningafternoonmorning everyone

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