I mean, I did watch that Netflix documentary on hotties
Remember when you were a kid and parents used to feed you with a spoon and make it like an airplane coming into your mouth?
I would like that with those boobs, please
But you gotta make the plane noise
Nipples are illegal in 163 countries
Absolutely not it’s considered showing off
Yeah, I changed my age to 69 as a joke and then I realized I couldn’t change it back
The Web version versus the app is much worse
Well, it’s certainly not getting better
I guess I’ll have to just enjoy random breasts while I still can
Some boobs do the opposite of getting me hard
And then for some strange reason if I see the cartoon Jessica rabbit, well….
Her name should be the Badonkadonk donkey
Lord on this day, we would like to offer up a prayer for all the titties
Please watch over the titties do not allowthem to struggle under the bondage of a bra
We lower our head in prayer and say amen
John in his letter to the Nipleans
Why you gotta hurt karma‘s feelings like that?