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Age40

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About me

Only slightly Spanish

Artifacts

Latest public messages

You should worry about your own ‘teef’

With envy?

I know the movie, Heather’s

Since the dawn of Time

Truly doesn’t look like someone worth knowing

I’m also scared of hippies

Not even mediocre

Are we running Internet’s greatest hits tonight?

The cows are fine. Speak English in here.

Birds of a feather stick together

Pretty much says it all right there

Uga

It’s all downhill from here

I will cry for Madonna and what she looks like today

I will shed it to your

Shed a tear

They don’t cry aiy aiy

I would say you’re pretty fly for a white guy

When I’m not with you, I lose my mind. Give me a sign.

On behalf of MC Hammer’s public relations team I want to thank you for remembering he exists

Cold, wet and rainy all the time

Picture brighten England

Please report back and let us know if that works

Sounds like you ain’t getting the job done solo bro

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