Equestrian scandal of 2011
The horse let the cow win
Maybe the horse had enough
Hi, wanna chat with a fun, interesting older man, 59?
If you were a cow and you had an opportunity to be a horse
Horses are treated like pets and prized animals
Cows are definitely not in the same league
You can threaten them to make them go faster
Wtf is wrong with the dolphin
Tell them things like “if you don’t win this race I’m gonna turn you into glue”
It’s no wonder that cows have been getting Tesco to do hits on horses for burgers 🍔
Horses are elite athletes and war animals. Cows stink and are food
He ordered an industrial grade adhesive from a building supply store and sniffed it all in one go I think
You gon take that donkey?
Blackpool donkey 🫏 is the best ride in the uk
Is he tryna call me a slag?
An affordable alternative to the high end ones
Spend hours on them and you only lost a pound
Your energy is not flowing
I wish I was there though. 31° sucks
