🥓Crispy Fried Bacon🥓

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BACON ROAST

She wants me cause I'm jooicy

>>> I can smell the Cheeto flavored pubes from... With mountain dew

Maybe the exotic ones smell like Takis and Fanta

Kimchi and cumin

Hmmm... I've never tried that combo

>>> Girl you got to stay away from all spicy f... Just use hand sanitizer on her .. pandemic style

Both sides for double the fun

That PH gonna be whack

Is that your secret sour dough starter

Home made stuff

Not the store bought stuff

Just put it on the butt for booty growth

It's not nastier it's fermented

No I'm just fat

Bacon fat tho

Oh yes it is the best fat ever

that's such a backhanded compliment

like damn dude that's harsh

bun is queen

all hail the queen

its 930

oh dat central time

yes it's freezing rn

I was no on the receiving end of your insult

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