This is a myth. The reference of a brass monkey is a monkey statue made out of brass, and originally referred to the toes, nose, or tail. Balls were referenced later.

In bed, not doing much.

Nobody gives me diamonds.

You’ve gotten 5x more than me.

Yes, but you’re missing one thing.

You’ve gotten 140 diamonds. I don’t need to gift you.

You were supposed to say what’s missing. 😤

Pics of your dogs.

She don’t know you like that.

I’d rather just come steal it, but yes.

Phrasing.

Any pet I’ve ever had hated clothes.

He could be taller

Snow in Erie, almost 60 in Philly. Gotta love this state.

60’s in the Philly area.

Hard pass on that. I’ll stay here.

It’s Michel, for Mike.

And Salut.

I’m here C.

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