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who keeps their pants on while wearing a hospital gown

do you wearsocks in the shower too

Hey guys

The policeman came to this guys house and showed him a picture of a woman and asked "Do you know this woman?"

He says "Yes, that's my wife."

The officer says "Well, I'm sorry to say this, but it looks like she's been hit by a bus."

The man replies "I know, but she's a great cook and an even better mom to our kids"

what if you are talking about milking a cat

lol

nipple

What if you are trying to describe the weather

I don' tthink you will get jailed for saying nipple, only if you show them

weird

ple

John Bobbit?

hugejuggins

I just did

lol

Not one Merry Christmas in my inbox. You all can go piss up a tree

Do you have a mando helmet

on your head duh

I don't think the Mando fan is fake, buttchugger

It's ok, we understand

tell her to put another shrimp on the barby

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