Canucklehead

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Age44

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Mission: Accomplished

are you just naming everything in Koxxy's garage Carl

oooo a choose your own adventure

Koxxy was alone in the garage getting high on the couch arm dreaming of being the family pummel horse at the upcoming family picnic

She'd call it "olympics"

Koxxy was in a wet tshirt contest but she got disqualified for having the chest of an adolescent male

There's no way he has kids

I'd be amazed if that guy's sperm don't drown

imagine the horror if some poor orderly has to shave her

If I ate that much fruit in a day my body wouldn't know what to do

CANNNNONNNNN BALLLLLLLLLLLL

What if I crack my head

belly flop?

Hookers work 247

You were in Hustler

Even if there were here, they'd be looking for guys with proper grammar

Snooze at work

just hide

probably to hot to sleep in the porta potty

I wish I was boozing

I'll play. What are we playing? Cricket? Around the World? 501?

Only one way to find out

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