I like that bots nails and hair
>>> How posh is posh tho
You greet your Alexa as if you are talking to your butler
That is why I carry hot coals in my pockets when I leave home
I looked in the mirror and peeled the skin off my face and the hair off my head. I was rotting away and a new me emerged. Goodbye
>>> Ice cube
Do you give this to the guests you dislike
Anti people are still people too
Even if they drop poop shaped ice cubes in my drinks
>>> I met someone from anti and they killed me
I'm sorry about that
I won't do it again next time.
>>> Legit i almost died meeting someone off an...
👀👀👀
It was a cold wintery night
I met Mr Right but when I saw him irl he stole my socks and my dior bag
>>> He wasn't crazy at first 🤔
He met you and then he became crazy?
Its all fun and games until you meet someone who pours milk before cereal
His name is Jeffrey Dahmer
>>>📷
I've had that meal a few times
I found something hilarious
Do you add in salt to injury
