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I like that bots nails and hair

>>> How posh is posh tho You greet your Alexa as if you are talking to your butler

I was born in Kitchen

That is why I carry hot coals in my pockets when I leave home

I looked in the mirror and peeled the skin off my face and the hair off my head. I was rotting away and a new me emerged. Goodbye

Comedy gold

Jordy what is that poop

>>> Ice cube Do you give this to the guests you dislike

Anti people are still people too

Even if they drop poop shaped ice cubes in my drinks

>>> I met someone from anti and they killed me I'm sorry about that

I won't do it again next time.

>>> Legit i almost died meeting someone off an... 👀👀👀

It was a cold wintery night

I met Mr Right but when I saw him irl he stole my socks and my dior bag

>>> He wasn't crazy at first 🤔 He met you and then he became crazy?

Its all fun and games until you meet someone who pours milk before cereal

His name is Jeffrey Dahmer

>>>📷 I've had that meal a few times

Baby

>>>📷 Smelly feet

Mushed peas

I found something hilarious

Do you add in salt to injury

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