i wanted to go back to bed
lyssy come lay on me like a human blanket
i’m sorry but that’s what happens when you hire brown people and women
and don’t get me started about brown women
when we invade canada and take over i’m gonna inquire about owning canuck
an idiot?! we won the popular vote this time hun… there’s more “idiots” than y’all!
#wedontneedeggs
#tarrifsrock
#herewecomecanada
#deportyournana
my grandpa had a skin condition so he couldn’t ran
so he used spray tans and daddy donald reminds me of him… i just feel warm and safe
you can’t tell me what guns i can own but i can tell you who you can marry and what you can do with your body
#makeamericasogreatitsyuge
when the eagles win sunday alyssa’s gonna fire her semi automatic into a crowd
sorta does resemble me but still
i guess it’s a good thing indiana hasn’t went to planes yet and get around strictly on trollys