Not actually my birthday just wanted to be 10x’d
There is a two year difference between us 😐😐
I’m still waiting for my prime
You Olympic-level brain-dead, father-repelling, shame-vacuuming, circus-grade mistakes with dumpers so disproportionately massive they defy physics—get over here now. We need to discuss why you’re a walking public service announcement for bad decisions.
i didn't get a medal at the marathon
I need a gf who could p e g me !😁🙈
hi, 27m, single, emotionally unavailable here 👋🏽
If you don't find farts funny, than you're a loser. Because you choose to experience less joy in life, but with the same amount of farts.
Goddamn didn’t expect the hate I was just being nice fr 😭😭💀
my day is officially ruined
this is why i deserve to be a mod here
I swear I'll change I just need more time
you taking plastic surgery?
