Bc Iām gonna be the ruler
No you canāt bc I will first and forever
Youāre a cat with ametal pointy hat
Kings donāt wear dumb hats
Iām clearly better fit to rule
Itās a pointy metal hat
You can wear a crown and still remain inferior to the ruler
I donāt have period cramps
Iām the ruler just accept it or be gone
Iām gonna tell them not to be idiots. Duh
So that settles it. You canāt rule š
You canāt bc youāre not the ruler
But I might consider some of your ideas
You can be the queen. Thatās the best I can offer
Take off that crown and put on a wig bby girl
Or a princess if you prefer
A group of queens with you as their lead queen sounds nice for you š„¹
Queen kitty with the pointy hat š„°
Iāve determined you cannot lead so Iām going to
No Iām busy leading this country
You can trim the bushes if you want tho
And I might let you eat some lunch
Get some rest and rethink how youāll attempt to lead better than me. Rn you have no chance