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I wouldn’t exactly be getting on your high horse over this, when you literally also said “just cut it off”

How did I know that was gonna happen

What husband?

Yea. Heard that one. It’s pretty good

A man sets up shop in Afghanistan setting land mines disguised as prayer mats. He reports that business is good. Prophets are going through the roof

Selling*

I’m trying to remember some others

Did you hear that Hitler wrote a home decorating book? It’s called: Mein Kampfy Chair

Ouch? What is ouch?

Eeh.. they’re not all going to. What I find funny might not necessarily be your thing

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full

How?

Oh no. Sorry. Just got busy at work. And before you know it, it’s 3 hours later

I didn’t… I kicked the sofa leg and it really really hurt

I did an ignore

I ignored my foot and watched tv instead. And played video games

You know Google is a thing, right?

Yet is the number 1 search engine in the world

Good to know

Sounds like a you problem

Evening

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Ewwww.. nou nou nou nou nou

Lusty got all the thirst

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