So I may have just spent $90 on Easter eggs
🎶I’m on the drug, I’m on the drug, I’m on the drug that killed River Phoenix🎶
*B!tching riff*
Didn’t realise it’ll be like $90
They’ll be distributed accordingly
I’ll give some to my brother, my pop, and the folks
Even though they never want any
And I guess I gotta give some to Xie as well
Yea, but my mum reckons she’s fat and goes mental with all her running and stuff
There. I have brought my parents love with chocolate
I am happy.
I just hide it very well
I’m great at hiding myself
Jammie Dodgers you say?????
Where?? Where??? Where??????
Jammie Dodgers are gods food
I’d demolish a whole pack of cherry bakewells if I could get them here
Helpful tips for the office:
Instead of saying “I hope this email finds you well”
Try saying “I hope this email finds you before I do”
Ai is bullsh!t.
You know how much work ghibli put in to create their style
And the whole club. They are looking at her
Something something…. Low Low Low
