Now u look more respectable 🫡
Cos it scares people away when they hear your moans
Where is everyone tonight?
Snuggling and heating set at 22 😏
Well one of those is right 😬
Is that actually your name??
Fair enough - don’t see many Normans of your age around which is why I asked!
How are you doing this evening?
I’m good thanks how are you
Yes I’m good 🙂 you all ready for Christmas? Please tell me you have at least started shopping?
Not ready but looking forward to the time off
I am already off and I am done. What’s not got now is staying not got!!
I will do mine over next few days
Unfortunately I’m working up to Christmas Eve
Well you guys should be let off earlier!
Tell him he’s a Scrooge 😡
Am trying to find something to watch on the telly. Any ideas?
A cyber attack on the railway network
Mine is too but this year their system has worked in my favour
No microwaved turkey this year
Well I’m not a good cook. What’s wrong with microwaved turkey?
What’s right about turkey?
Maybe it’s the chef and not the bird 🫣
This year I’m cooking lunch wish me luck 🤞
Not sure how to cook a chef 😂
Meh you will be fine then!