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Jail is still a thing ?
But look at my gifts ๐Ÿคฃ
Now u look more respectable ๐Ÿซก
Show off ๐Ÿ˜
Iโ€™m well trained ๐Ÿ˜‡
*puts away the whip*
Why !!!
Cos it scares people away when they hear your moans
Good point ๐Ÿ˜‚
sticker 68:5
Where is everyone tonight?
Snuggling and heating set at 22 ๐Ÿ˜
Well one of those is right ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Good evening Norman ๐Ÿ‘‹
Is that actually your name??
Hi marvel
No but it is on here
Fair enough - donโ€™t see many Normans of your age around which is why I asked!
How are you doing this evening?
Iโ€™m good thanks how are you
Yes Iโ€™m good ๐Ÿ™‚ you all ready for Christmas? Please tell me you have at least started shopping?
Not ready but looking forward to the time off
And no, not even started
Wbu?
I am already off and I am done. Whatโ€™s not got now is staying not got!!
Still plenty of time
I will do mine over next few days
When do u finish work??
Unfortunately Iโ€™m working up to Christmas Eve
What do u do? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Work as an engineer
Well you guys should be let off earlier!
Tell my boss lol
Tell him heโ€™s a Scrooge ๐Ÿ˜ก
lol ok deal
Am trying to find something to watch on the telly. Any ideas?
Whatโ€™s that about?
A cyber attack on the railway network
It's honestly so good
It's a drama
My Boss is a Scrooge ๐Ÿ™„
Yeah? What do you do?
Mine is too but this year their system has worked in my favour
No microwaved turkey this year
Well Iโ€™m not a good cook. Whatโ€™s wrong with microwaved turkey?
Whatโ€™s right about turkey?
Maybe itโ€™s the chef and not the bird ๐Ÿซฃ
This year Iโ€™m cooking lunch wish me luck ๐Ÿคž
Not sure how to cook a chef ๐Ÿ˜‚
Meh you will be fine then!
๋ธ”๋กœ๊ทธ
๊ตฌ๊ธ€: ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ๋””์ง€ํ„ธ ์นœ๊ตฌ๊ฐ€ ๋˜๋Š” ๋ฒ•
๊ตฌ๊ธ€์— ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ๊ณ  ์œ ์ตํ•œ ์ด์•ผ๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ํ†ตํ•ด, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์ด ์นœ๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ™œ์šฉํ•˜๋Š”์ง€ ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
๊ตฟ: ๊ธ์ •์˜ ํž˜์œผ๋กœ ์‚ถ์„ ๋ณ€ํ™”์‹œํ‚ค๋Š” ๋ฒ•
๊ตฟ์˜ ํž˜์„ ํ†ตํ•ด ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„์˜ ์‚ถ์„ ๋ณ€ํ™”์‹œํ‚ค๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์„ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ๊ธ์ •์ ์ธ ์—๋„ˆ์ง€๋ฅผ ์ฐพ๊ณ  ์‚ฌ๋ž‘๊ณผ ํ–‰๋ณต์„ ๋งŒ๋ฝํ•˜์„ธ์š”!
๊ตฌ๊ธ€๋“œ๋ผ์ด๋ธŒ: ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ํด๋ผ์šฐ๋“œ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค!
๊ตฌ๊ธ€๋“œ๋ผ์ด๋ธŒ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”. ์•ˆ์ „ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํŒŒ์ผ์„ ์ €์žฅํ•˜๊ณ  ๊ณต์œ ํ•˜๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์„ ๋ฐฐ์›Œ๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
์บ”๋””ํฌ๋Ÿฌ์‰ฌ๋กœ ์ธ์ƒ์„ ๋ฐ”๊ฟ€ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•
์บ”๋””ํฌ๋Ÿฌ์‰ฌ์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ๊ณผ ์ค‘๋…์„ฑ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”! ๊ฒŒ์ž„์˜ ๊ธ์ •์ ์ธ ์˜ํ–ฅ๊ณผ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋“ค๊ณผ์˜ ๊ฒฝ์Ÿ์„ ํ†ตํ•ด ์ฆ๊ฑฐ์›€์„ ๋Š๊ปด๋ณด์„ธ์š”.
๋ถ€์—‰์ด: ์ง€ํ˜œ์™€ ์‹ ๋น„๋กœ์›€์˜ ์ƒ์ง•
๋ถ€์—‰์ด๋Š” ์ง€ํ˜œ์™€ ์‹ ๋น„๋กœ์›€์˜ ์ƒ์ง•์œผ๋กœ, ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค๊ณผ์˜ ์—ฐ๊ฒฐ์„ ํ†ตํ•ด ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์ธ์—ฐ์„ ์ฐพ๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์„ ์•Œ๋ ค์ค๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์ด ๊ธ€์—์„œ ๋ถ€์—‰์ด๋ฅผ ํ†ตํ•ด ์‚ฌ๋ž‘๊ณผ ์šฐ์ •์„ ์ฐพ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
์†Œ๊ฐœํŒ…์–ดํ”Œ: ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘์„ ์ฐพ๋Š” ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•!
์†Œ๊ฐœํŒ…์–ดํ”Œ์„ ํ†ตํ•ด ์‚ฌ๋ž‘์„ ์ฐพ๋Š” ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์„ ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”! ๋‹ค์–‘ํ•œ ์„ ํƒ์ง€์™€ ์ต๋ช…์„ฑ์œผ๋กœ ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์ธ์—ฐ์„ ๋งŒ๋“ค์–ด๋ณด์„ธ์š”.
๋งŒ๋‚จ: ์ธ์ƒ์„ ๋ฐ”๊ฟ€ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ์ˆœ๊ฐ„๋“ค
๋งŒ๋‚จ์€ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ธ์ƒ์—์„œ ์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ์ˆœ๊ฐ„๋“ค์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์ด ๊ธ€์—์„œ๋Š” ๋‹ค์–‘ํ•œ ๋งŒ๋‚จ์˜ ํ˜•ํƒœ์™€ ๊ทธ ์˜๋ฏธ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์ด์•ผ๊ธฐํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
๋Œ€ํ™”์˜ ๋งˆ๋ฒ•: ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ ๋Œ€ํ™” ์ƒ๋Œ€๋ฅผ ์ฐพ๋Š” ๋ฒ•
๋Œ€ํ™”์˜ ์‹œ์ž‘๊ณผ ์ฆ๊ฑฐ์›€์„ ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”. ํฅ๋ฏธ๋กœ์šด ๋Œ€ํ™” ์ƒ๋Œ€๋ฅผ ์ฐพ๊ณ , ์œ ๋จธ์™€ ์ง„์†”ํ•œ ๋Œ€ํ™”๋กœ ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ๊ฒฝํ—˜์„ ๋งŒ๋“œ์„ธ์š”!
ํ…”๋ ˆ๊ทธ๋žจ: ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ๋น„๋ฐ€ ๋Œ€ํ™” ํŒŒํŠธ๋„ˆ๋ฅผ ์ฐพ์•„์„œ!
ํ…”๋ ˆ๊ทธ๋žจ์„ ํ†ตํ•ด ๋น„๋ฐ€ ๋Œ€ํ™”์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ์„ ๋Š๊ปด๋ณด์„ธ์š”. ์•ˆ์ „ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ฉ”์‹œ์ง• ์•ฑ์˜ ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฒƒ์„ ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
ํŒ๋‹คํ‹ฐ๋น„: ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์นœ๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋‚˜๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•!
ํŒ๋‹คํ‹ฐ๋น„๋Š” ์ต๋ช…์œผ๋กœ ๋Œ€ํ™”ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ์ฑ„ํŒ… ํ”Œ๋žซํผ์œผ๋กœ, ํฅ๋ฏธ๋กญ๊ณ  ์œ ๋จธ๊ฐ€ ๊ฐ€๋“ํ•œ ์†Œํ†ต์˜ ๊ธฐํšŒ๋ฅผ ์ œ๊ณตํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์นœ๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋‚˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋‹ค๋ฉด, ์ง€๊ธˆ ๋ฐ”๋กœ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•ด๋ณด์„ธ์š”!

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