Viking mom

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Age35

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My effort is definitely not on maximum today

😂

Yes it is!

I usually grab my bagel by the belly button and rip it in half slowly.

Yeah I don’t get on here as much. My life is not my own.

I have some quirks

She is very kind to me 😂 I don’t feel like her prisoner.

Good morning

I know!!! I was enjoying getting tan and being outside. Now it’s this…

Don’t mind the awkward leg shot, but this base tan has taken a lot of work

Make sure to rotate

🤣🤣 my Italian and Puerto Rican roots help me in this department.

🤣🤣 luckily my Swedish and Scottish roots didn’t turn on me like yours did

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I’m 5’3 lol so not that long

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I’m 1 to 2 feet max?

Good evening ladies and gents

Good morning

How are you Swerve?

Could be better

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