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Stranded on the North Sea

Docked in Norway

All looking for oil

Well no because it’s docked😂

I need petrol tbf

Next job is in the Bahamas 👌

Going from -10 to 40°c😂

They know how to make a stock cube the knorr way

I’m a grafter

There’s a lawless state out there

Like pirates

Similar to the jail

You know nothing

Or nasa explorations

😂😂😂this dolphin is jokes

Bro has been huffing the cheapest lighter fluid poundland has to offer

5,000 guys and there is no Hanky Panky

I’m going to be the one that says it

It might be a good career choice for the females of antiland

Don’t have it sheep

Best chance of getting a ride

They’re that desperate they’re turning into Henry hoofters

Not such a stupid guy now

That’s a win win for both teams

I think this dolphin ordered a rare Chinese research chemical off the dark web and he smoked it all in one go 💀

Out here for £600 a day

Easy

And off the rig every night 👌

Ngl that’s some pretty good stuff

Off the rig every night

Nahhh

Aye

Bull sht

Absolute fairytale

I’m not gonna lie I’m just jealous

Don’t be jealous dolphin, you could blatantly claim disability benefits

Hey 😏

You taken it too far

Donkey

You can either rose me for that awful comment

Or you can just be on my black listed book

Up to you?

Choose the latter for him

Smells like some sort of stinky rodent in here

Oh hi ratty

well well well

Black book it is

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