🇬🇧London

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Don’t have it sheep

Best chance of getting a ride

They’re that desperate they’re turning into Henry hoofters

Not such a stupid guy now

That’s a win win for both teams

I think this dolphin ordered a rare Chinese research chemical off the dark web and he smoked it all in one go 💀

Out here for £600 a day

Easy

And off the rig every night 👌

Ngl that’s some pretty good stuff

Off the rig every night

Nahhh

Aye

Bull sht

Absolute fairytale

I’m not gonna lie I’m just jealous

Don’t be jealous dolphin, you could blatantly claim disability benefits

Hey 😏

You taken it too far

Donkey

You can either rose me for that awful comment

Or you can just be on my black listed book

Up to you?

Choose the latter for him

Smells like some sort of stinky rodent in here

Oh hi ratty

well well well

Black book it is

📝

Hello donkey you weirdo

🤣🤣🤣

Meow

rAtty 🤗🤗

Reba 🫶🫶

I think the cow is broken

My bad my bad

Neighh

Giddy up

🤠

Its 2025 the cow can identify as whatever it wants

I identify myself as Jargz

I wonder how fast it can go

🦖

😂😂

I could do with a horse

🤣🤣🤣 he's not an alligator anymore

Yeah I know that

I make a point of saying that every single time I talk to him

You might identify as him but you're not him 😂🤣

💦💦💦

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