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Some things are worth fighting for

But like.. if someone asks for a bandaid are you gonna be like “sorry, all I have is equate brand bandages”

Case closed then

If you make the rest of you do flips it will feel relatively normal

Well that’s a close substitute, not only in name

Seems more like getting a hotdog on a bun and calling the whole thing an Oscar Meyer

It is odd. I don’t disagree with you there

They’re not the same. But which is better?

Pepsi has a softer, foamier carbonation. Coca Cola burns a little more. Kinda spicy

King? 🧐 I accept.

I usually go by coach

I don’t coach any teams, to be clear. Purely a chosen title based on attitude.

King Coach Kaye

Start lying

Start SUPER lying. Blatantly. But deadpan.

Someone asks for electronics, send them to gardening. Confidently.

You work in a hospital?

Send them to gardening too

Post ostrich autonomy?

Maybe

It’s honestly very empowering

Three words. Gar den ing

Aight folks. Duty calls. Be blessed and enjoy your Taylor ham pork rolls

“Hey back.” -Room