Tis meatballs and spaghetti 🍝 for a reason

Yum

ma’am we have closed your tab and are politely requesting you leave without resorting to violence pls and ty

Nah we need to call backup

Imma tha whole arse backup ya need no one else

Yikes ima call the army rq

Haff faith mate haff I got claws 🦞

Claws gonna do nun with tanks

Tanks ain’t fitting tha back alley don’t worry 😉

Ok then they’ll be sending drones instead

Tha ain’t happenin meet me in the back alley rn

youre right i didnt like all my teeth being in my head anyhow 🫡

Come ‘ere lemme beautify ya marble face

pls and ty this include a lobotomy?

Naw only outside 😁 we don’t deal wit tha inner demons. They yours

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ay you aint wrong there CHEERS BIG EARS