We test for speed , durability, and taste 🥴

Glad I started deadlifting with mine

All natural wood, or synthetic?

No pumps allowed

Natural of course

I really like a nice oak wood 😮‍💨

Mine tends to be a white oak

🤣🤣🤣 tends …? What about the other times

Sucks I’m more of a redwood 🥺

I’m a tan oak it’s all good

You going to let me apply varnish to you?

🤣🤣☠️☠️ go get your damn collar

Make me

🥊🥊🥊

Wanna wrestle?

She will win. I don’t think you want to get her started

If she wins I’ll do whatever she tells me

It’s red?

No 😂

It’s probably pink