I’m sure socks has boobs…
It’s already bad, I was a firefighterparamedic for 30 years
You brought everyone out socks
I thought about that, but seemed like I would be trying too hard
The women would see right through me
Ive been in a sexless marriage too long, i think i grew my virginity back
Not sure, but I know I’ve got to be there
They say practice safe sex, I don’t know how much longer I need to practice for before I move up to the real thing
Even when we were “doing it” she wouldn’t do anything
Very sorry, everyone take care
