Newsflash: you are. Astronomers call it the “local hole”, but that is quite the understatement. It is vast, gigantic, enormously huge – although, in truth, adjectives fail us when it comes to this expanse of nothingness. It is the largest cosmic void we know of, spanning 2 billion light years.
Sounds like a small case of Zachary disease. You know!?! Hen you face look Zachary like you a$$. Hahaha
Mmmmm. Tofurrrrrkey!.....