Me and Celia the time we had prawns
Me entertaining my admirers
Zen why are you a whale 💀
Tbf I sat next to an Asian woman on the tube recently
And she smelled so strongly of madras powder 💀
I wanted to tell her she was letting down the side but I didn’t say anything
I’m reliving a traumatic experience
Whargwarn Scottish beasts
I’m about to blackout and rob my own credit card
Blacking out and acting a fool is one of my favourite things to do
