I’m too poor to drink regularly.
Someone gifted me 3 Modelo Negras. They alright.
Girls gotta make this all uncomfortable.
I’m always uncomfortable.
Idk what that number is. I can’t count that high.
Not true. Your obvi too drunk to spell whiskey rn.
Why do I use Gen alpha slang when I type, like I’m not a 40 year old dude. What a poser.
I’m mid life crisis over here.
My mental health issues. It’s fun.
I’m at the bottom of the list.
