>>> Personally hate all kinds of panties
Same
>>> Running and walking regularly and for too ...
You need a thigh gap
I confess I got in trouble once for having a nerf gun 😭
Things were better in 77. AD
I confess j joined the Dark Brotherhood
>>> I haven’t slept with anyone yet
What about a pillow
Don't go to France frog. They eat frogs there
Just a way to avoid paying for pest control imo
I got muted in my friends group chat for sending pics of a thermometer when I had a fever with the caption I'm really hot 😭
I keep sending dad jokes and puns lol
I confess I smack my guy around regularly
I confess I wanna join the illuminati
I confess I once projectile vomited 5 feet away
Why are our avatars animals?
I confess I wanna be a politician so I can take bribea
>>> Vicious cycle. You need to give bribe to b...
The circle of life.
>>> He’s getting big for his seatbelt
Big boi
>>> Women love to blame others when things don...
I thought I was the only one who did that
I have a question for the fine folk here
>>> Ask away.
Do you think a card that looks like an Amazon product page with a guy as the product and a loving message written in the style of an Amazon review from his partner would be sweet or cringey?
I confess whenever I hear "a theory" my mind automatically goes "a game theory"
