Hmu me up ladies I’ll make worth ur while
Full pack of monster munch
If u play ur cards right ladies I’ll give u two packets of monster munch
Theirs no artificial colours in my packet
I bet u tash 🐈 smells of tuna she practically lives here jobless no life
Everyone smelt ur Pakistani breath left
Doesn’t every single human on earth
I’ve never seen someone who don’t laugh at their own jokes
I sacrifice my life for londonstan!
So more immigrants can come do Uber driving
