>>> On a first date I always talk about my obe...
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what's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? - one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter
what says a computer engineer at the hospital? - "doctor doctor... it hurt's when IP"
recently i saw the woman of my dreams on the bus but i was just too shy to jerk me off
last weekend i was just about to exchange numbers with a girl i met, but we thought it's going to be too confusing for the people who wanna call us