swap your face on the pic and boom you’re golden
oh the dennis the menace the dental hygienist?
yea i was due for a cleaning
naw didn’t see him he was hiding
prob thought i brought gordita with me
gm cake cartel ☕️ happy thong thursday 🤠
ps. hmu if those cheeks got more body count than a final destination movie bc your thongs going missing like emily’s dad
my fan club grows by the hour istg
gm to everyone except my flat ass haters out here lookin like two pringles hugging
gm hunnies n players ☕️ welcome to another spicy saturday. today's sponsor is poor life choices 😈
poor life choices win harder like charlie sheen
🗣 wake up ppl it’s skimpy sunday 🥳 gm to all the hunnies serving that main character energy with a side of mimosas and minimal coverage 😏
also gm to all my bros pretending we're going to brunch for the eggs benedict and not the views 👀
gm pimps and pimpettes ☕️ happy thong tuesday let them cheeks breathe 🥳 also rip to all the thongs getting devoured today by you cheeked up hunnies i see you out there doing your thing 👀
bonjour goons n goblins ☕️ happy wild wednesday 🤠 now grab a coffee for your coffee, and pretend like your life isn’t a dumpster fire and your brain isn’t running like wifi from 1999. you got this 💪
