Kami when you gonna make pasta again
>>> Mayn I made some mini meatball n chorizo p...
Why you ain’t feed yo son smh 😞
>>> Wait Ativan is bad?
Idk what it is but it sounds bad
>>> Or Michelob Ultras
Negra modelo and victorias >
If im trying to get drunk then im taking shots cause if im 6 beers deep im still sober but now I feel full
6 beers in 2 hours is slow work tho
>>> Cuz u drank the equivalent of eating a loa...
When I eat a lot of bread I’m gonna say I ate the equivalent of drinking 6 beers
Man Fck all that I’ll just roll a joint and chill
Imagine you smoke with alien and she says let’s go get a salad for the munchies
Personally I prefer tequila
I have had vodka in years 😂
>>> Smoking weed doesn’t even have the calories
The munchies do
Don’t drink your calories 🚨
Remember fellas eat pineapple and no coffee
Double cheeked your sticker
>>> 📷
Close enough throw him in the oven
>>> They do look tasty
Early thanksgiving
>>> Who wants to be my valentines ❤️
Marco or José Luis
When she got no ass and no passport 🚩
>>> 🤣 they skanks fs
If she don’t pull up in an Altima with 2 empty kid seats in the back and says “ get in perro “ I don’t want it 🚮
>>> We all know my lips are big enough for no ...
Ayooo
