She's obviously struggling with English, so let's try to demean her by talking to her like you're an Englishman or something.
You can ask her respectfully to clarify
'What the hell are you even trying to say' isn't respectful kisi angrez ki aulad
Ghr walon sy bhi aisay baat krta hai?
Ya jo terrace pr lagti hai?
Yr ye kya chutiyap chl rha hai Karachi main
