Orange 🍊 juice gives me really bad heartburn ❤️🔥
Tequila sunrises almost were the death of me one night.
I threw up in a limo and the driver carried me in the house.
He’s married and owns a different set of businesses now.
I got a lecture from my favorite cousin to put on weight
This was impressive on the fly 🤭🤣
Red ones make my one kid 🤢
No need for a bewb job, just fill the pockets
