I'm sorry to hear that, although I did not know it personally, I would love to attend. There’s going to be free sandwiches right?
they might have to put you down instead, yummy turkey
Only if you provide for me
an infra red camera detected you
How long could you stay laying in bed trying to sleep before you give up and just have to get up?
Have at it grumpy old man
Christmas has become immortal
Are you actually sugar free?
