So nobody gets a discount?
Should I blame the gator for this lack of activity? 🤔
It’s too dead for it to be worth his time
I’m sure he’s also busy with work but I rarely think he works 😂
I’m sure I’ll bore him enough to return soon
Well I don’t want to call her Tink so I went with a ship name 😂
Awake and alive. How are you?
I’m never ready for the weekend
A tiny ninja attacks me non stop on weekends
He’s not really tiny anymore so I should be able to have him arrested for assault soon
And when the babysitter dies it’s thrown at my head!
One of those mornings that you stay in bed for 15 more minutes but it becomes 45 more minutes
How is your morning going? If you’re out of bed yet
Nothing missed again. I��m shocked!!!
Just checking in to be marked as still alive
Oh gawd. That would be my ninja’s reaction 😂
