CreativeName

СтатьЧоловік

Вік40

Карма₭39,388

Про мене

it made me shorten my blurb

Артефакти

Latest public messages

Because you're being so sweet

She's been handing them out today

Oh I have cookies!

I didn't say you could have my cookies, wtf why would you assume I'm giving you cookies just because I have them

Communists

Why the hell would I poison a cookie anyway!? That's one less cookie

Oh i see how it is, now that you can't have any cookie you want all the cookies! Seize the means of production! Down with the bourgeoisie!!

I'm watching you!!

America is watching You

The comittie on unamerican activities shall hear of this

She put a spell on me

I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much (too much) I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison

WE aren't. I'm being hexed! Help!

I've received one itchy ballsack

But I had this friend who was a witch who told me that when you cast negative spells it comes back on you and whatever counts as an inverted ballsack has got to be like 3 inches in there and that sounds way effingnworse

Maybe get like a bottle brush or something

That wasn't me. See a dr

Cn swinging for the fences

Can't hear you as I'm all the way out here rounding the bases

*chanting crowd carrying me out of the stadium

I don't know, but my balls do not itch

And as usual, once my balls come out the whole room goes silent

Haha

What movie

Is that the title or the genre haha

By using our site you accept all the Cookies