My lung hurts so i have to stop smoking weed or collapse my lung
I can come cuddle you at your work
The only good way to spend a Saturday
I’m the guy and I felt like I was being pressured to talk to other people when I wanted to keep talking to her. Sorry I blocked you
Satisfy the mom first and she’ll make life easier for the wife
That’s why if your moms happy she won’t be a bich to your wife. Your wife is gonna hate you either way but you can sweet talk your mom
I confess I just left my judgmental family gathering and feel dirty
Get off my lawn crazy youngsters
I confess you all seem like you’d be annoying af to be around
I confess I saw a pic of my dads 🍆 when he was showing me pics on his computer
Too much time on your hands bud
They shouldn’t have given us computers and internet at 8 and p0rn wouldn’t have been an issue. But parents gave it to us lol