Always a bad morning when the bus riding riff raff tries to make fun of you
Now if ting was vibrating this would all be a different story
But she seems too antiquated to use 21st century sex toys
Do you just wiggle your fupa or what?
Willyou sing too while dancing?
Does turtle get flustered when you call me daddy in front of him?
Aren’t you still vibrating
Do you want to hear about how I microwaved my tea next?
It’s in a pikachu mug if that helps
Sometimes I make more than one cup geez
And no one is going to ask why she has 2 mugs at once?
Gatita please rate the 3 mugs above
Is that some sort of yogurt thing?
She stanks so bad that anything around her starts to ferment if she doesn’t have a window open
At least it makes sense now why your nickname is kefir the queefer
I won’t start for your typo threats