Then sharpen thy sword, brave knight, for these pantaloons are guarded by wit, will, and at least three emotional dragons 🐉🐉🐉🥹🥹
Bun Bun, don’t be selfish🥺 let the world bask in those gorgeous eyes, even if just for a moment����️✨👁️
Then I fear thou mistaketh a garden snake for a dragon, good sir ):<
Ah😅 but these dragons seek not to be slain, but understood. Try using thine heart instead of thy blade🫶🏼
For how many moons shalt thou carry on in thine enchanted dialect?
Shall this be eternal, then? So be it. I shall fetch my goblet and live accordingly🥸🏠🧚🏼🧝🏻♀️
Then let it be known, thy effort is not in vain. For with every word, thou bringest warmth to a heart I thought long forged in cold😢🧊🩵
Hmm, donkey hath not tamed the dragons, he’s shown incompetence by feeding them waffles and made them stronger (╯‾᷆д‾᷇)╯┴┴
Ah, 👩🏻🏫 If thine hands be the ones to serve it, then gladly shall I feast 🙇🏻♀️
Thou brave soul 🙇🏻♀️ facing such grievous trials for but a humble poodle 🐶 Know this: if I am thy strife, then thou art my solace🧚🏼
Sleep draweth near, and mine eyes grow heavy mid-sentence